I Love My Life

If you're reading this, my reaction will be....

"OMG, you damn good lor..you actually still drop by when the last update was more than a month ago"

Life after that pain-in-everyone's-ass'events which is also one of the main reasons of the existence of my unit *at least that's what i think* is G.O.O.D. You don't have to wait for an hour or so for the post-effect-behaviour. You should have seen how we behaved even before it ended.

And for once, all can go home at 5.30pm chun chun. Swiping that card at that very moment is like you're making some sorta history.

Anyway, when you're in a working world, the last thing that you will think of is taking an exam and I think I gave God a wrong impression that I lurrveee exams.

First, you have to passed ur exam every year back in primary school so that you can end up in the top class then you have your UPSR so that you can get into some decent high school. Then comes PMR, so that you can go to the science stream which everyone seems to die for. Then SPM, pre-uni exam, and degree so that you can land urself a job.

Just when I thought that I'm done with all these exams, I'VE TO TAKE ANOTHER EXAM SO THAT I CAN BE CONFIRMED! Niama.....

So, "life is full of challenges exams"

Sooner or later, you have to take exam if you want to get married/have babies/divorce. And if the questions are in English and since we don't have to pass our English paper to get our seems-very-imporant-spm-cert-which-is-actually-not, we demo on how to make babies cause we no no understand what writing you.

Just a week before my Bangkok Trip, they declared that it's a pandemic now. Hoh..Thank you, I love my life.

Adoption Ad

Anyway, I just bought my air ticket to London.....

So, as you know...Accommodation in London is fucking expensive, like I might as well come back to KL once I reach London.

So....

ANYONE IN LONDON WANNA ADOPT ME FOR 8 DAYS? PUHLEEESSSSS

*poke hands* pity me, got nowhere to stay.....

Have to take that dunno-how-many-hour-flight alone summore...

She's Bored

Tiffany Soh asked me to update this because she's bored.

And she is now complaining that it's taking too long *she just asked me bout 5 minutes ag0*....

I'm trying to find something to update rather than just

"I'm updating this because she asked me to do but I can't think of anything to update and hence i'm gonna end this now"

Anyway......

Labour day is not a Labour day because it's a Working Day for MY UNIT a.k.a BSU.

Even my boss came back to work.....And we worked from 10 something till 7.30pm ok?! And I can see myself spending my next weekends in office as well.

Though I've been busy but I still manage to steal some time for other stuffs....

Like attending HELP-IANS or HELP-ERS' Convo....

Then SOMEBODY surprised me and the rest...and I'm still waiting for the report ok?!! Hahaha...
We shall sit down properly and have a *ahem* nice talk one day...

Then celebrated Soh Hai's birthday with my colleagues...

All the H-s.....

We didn't want to go back to work on Saturday because it was Tiffany's Big Day because.....

She has been waiting since forever, like muthafucha kinda forever...

And *huhuhuhu* we were sitting at the VVIP area *well, we're all very very important ppl*, thanks to HL. Though we are all very important ppl. we shall be humble and remain low-profile.

I mean, I cannot go to a concert as if I'm going to my wedding and steal the singer's limelight right? But, who the fuck will pay attention to me anyway, right?

Yesh, we were this near to the stage.

How we wish it's even nearer that we can see his nostril. Anyway, I think Tiffany Soh won't have any regrets in her life anymore since she shook his hands! Just so you know, his complexion is sooooo soooo gooooooood. *like si beh gau lat kinda good or in other words, muthafucha kinda good*

We were really early for the concert and hence....

Excuse me, I'm still in the Lee-Hom-Concert-Mode.

Anyway, I was told that I have another *ahem* strength:

Oh well, what can I say? I'm gifted wtf....
I call this a process of tidy up ur table.

Congrats!!!

After going through all the pain all these years....

Stress that have been put on them.....

Difficult people that they have to deal with.....

Difficult tasks that they have to do.....

They pulled it through....

They have officially graduated!!

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE HIGH ACHIEVERS!!!

They definitely deserve a big thumb up for surviving, especially under those super tight schedule.

Seriously, it's not easy to attend those boring lectures for 3 years....

Lectures are as painful as assignments are. They are both pain in the students' asses.

All students have been mentally and physically tortured...

How can you not being mentally tortured when you're in winnee's class?

How can you not being mentally and physically tortured during exam and doing assignments?

They even wanna torture you psychologically when you're checking your results.

So, do you see how evil this whole idea of education is?

And the best part is you're paying a lot, like bloody a lot to get yourself into this...

And it makes us feel like we're some crazy people.

Ke-sohai-an

What if someone has been planning everything that he/she could possibly plan and saving every penny that he/she earns for his/her future...

And suddenly, boom...that dude just died *from whatever the reason is* or not going to live long...

If I've been doing this and then this happen to me...

I'll be cursing like mothafucha...and that'll probably be the last thing that I'm doing before I die

So, what I'm trying to say is...

Err....I saja mengada thought about this...

I've been hunting for dress since forever and just when I thought I found it and bought it, I realized that I can't be wearing that for the event....

Simply because I don't want when I'm half way running here and there, and suddenly the "ventilation" around my chestal area became very well-ventilated, and took away the models' attention.

And sohai *as in literally sohai kinda sohai* will always be sohai, and they will only be more sohai than they already are.....

One can be classified as a sohai is when that sohai:

• Thinks he/she is very smart when he/she is not.
• Try to be smart just because he/she thinks that he/she is smart and again, when he/she is not.
• Try to be very careful by asking you questions that you have answered a zillion times. So, it's either that fella has Alzheimer, Amnesia, or sohai-ness.
• Started to brag. It is alright for you to brag but why would you wanna brag to other ppl in front of someone who knows the truth?
• Cannot differentiate between A and B. It's either your IQ is amazingly low which somehow manage to get you to here or you're just one of them in this category.

An Extraordinary Retard

Me no no die yet, but me almost died....

Almost 'kik sei' by some extraordinary retard

Out of so many retards that I've heard and met, this is the greatest of all.

Everytime, you said you don't understand, then when I was half way explaining to you or before I can finish my first few sentence, you said "ok ok, I understand I understand".

So, do you understand or you don't?!

Then something happened, and when people asked you how come you did that, you came to me and asked me how come you did that.

Hohhh...Tell me, how the fuck am I suppose to know?!

It's like you went out naked and then you saw me and you went to me and ask

"eh, how come I came out naked huh?"

Am I suppose to know that? niama....

Then you pandai-pandai go and shift things around without telling and scare the shit outta us..

And you know that we're looking for the things that you've just shifted and you just sat there and kept quiet.

And when we want to find out who's that ultimate retard, you're scared.

Sometimes, regardless of how long you've work, you just have to be a little bit smarter especially when you're at certain age.

And let me introduce myself,

"Hi, I'm an Exec and I'm also a part time secretary"

Words of the Week: Listing, Setup, Minutes.

Apa-Apa Saja Lah....

Sometimes, just sometimes lah... I miss the times when I was in London because it's just ME, alone overthere.

The fact that nobody is overthere looking after you is kinda nice in a way. Despite the fact that you have to cook yourself, do your laundry yourself, basically you have to do everything yourself.

I miss the cooking-experiments that I had with Mel Ong. We cook lotsa stuffs and let's just say that we're very health conscious and hence they end up kinda tasteless. Oh! And the grocery shopping part!

Honestly, we were like one aunty comparing prices!

But I don't do grocery shopping overhere anymore. It's just shopping right now.

Overthere, who cares if you wanna walk to Krispy Kreme at 11pm?

Mr Ong would if I'm doing this here.

So what if you spend your night in a train station?

But I wouldn't want to stay overnight in Puduraya. It's Puduraya ok?

And of course, if you're sick overthere...you only have yourself.

If I'm sick overhere, my ah ma will cook for me anything I want to eat can?

So what I'm trying to say is that it's kinda nice that you get to live alone...

Though my office is like in a place called far far away *not anymore actually*, the idea of renting a room somewhere around my office has NEVER crossed my mind.

Simply because I think it's very troublesome.

And what's the point of this post? I dunno. Hohoh...feel like slapping me eh?

Anyway, I super cannot tahan guys carrying their girlfriend's handbag.

OMG, handbags are meant for girls which means it only look nice when a female is carrying it.

And NO, that doesn't show that he is a caring boyfriend.

I saw this guy next to my table carrying his girlfriend's handbag when they walked in and I feel like doing this.....

Walk to him and "eh, why are you carrying your girlfriend's handbag? Puhleess la, you look like a sissy can? OMG, do your species a favour can?"

Conclusion:

Male + handbags = Catastrophic

Capalang

You'll feel like you're old when you have to worry about declaring your income.

By end of April and I know shit about it.

wtf is e-filing and E.A letter?

Anyway, totally unrelated...do you know how some people they just think that they're bloody good-looking when they're not?

OMG, YOU THINK I ASK YOU TO COME OVER JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE GOOD LOOKING AR?

LIKE I WANT TO SEE YOU AND IF I DON'T, I WILL DIE?

Hoh...get yourself a mirror and if you don't have, pee and look at it and probably you'll scare yourself.

niama...he got the face to answer "how i know" when I said "you think i got nothing to do and ask you to come over for fun?"

Anyway, I felt like I'm a bitch last week because of what I did..

BUT *there's always a but* again, that's what they do to save their ass and they have been doing it to me....

and it wasn't my idea.

They always use email because then you'll have something in black and white, and if anything happens, they'll use it to save their ass...

and when they email you, they don't just email you...

They email the whole damn world.....

They email your boss, your boss's boss, his/her boss, his/her colleagues...

And so....being the bitch of the day, I email the whole damn world and I went home *i was told to*.

I don't like working with them but I have to.

I Know Lah

Ya la, ya la...everytime you click on this website and it's still the same lah.

I KNOW LAH....

It kinda died, can or not?!

Anyway, things that I'll be mentioning overhere will be my mostly about work.

And I don't think u'll be interested with it.

Even if you're not interested in it, I'll still blog about it because I have nothing much to say other than that...

Or probably I have and it's just that I don't remember...

Anyway, went for happy hour with the whole BSU. And of course, belanja-ed by the head of BSU.

HBSU is good other than the times where he has angin.

Have been taking almost-2hr-lunchbreak for the whole week but OT is coming up. No, it has already started.

Met up with my dahling Mel & dahling Keshia on Tuesday. Had indian food because..you know lah...she and her long hair *opps!*

.....

I wanna go on a holiday.

School Holiday

School holiday is always good.

When I was still a hai-school student, school holidays were like a gift from God.

And now that I'm working, I'm still looking forward for school holiday because this means less jam and can sleep longer.

Did I mention that I was stuck in the fucking jam for a gawd damn 3 hours?!

niama...I can go to Ipoh and eat Ipoh Hor Fun and come back to KL dy.

Just because it was raining and The Big Dude above decided to pee at other places rather than the place that he usually pees at, which eventually make our smart tunnel not so smart.

So I assume the garbehmen will propose to build a Brilliant Tunnel around Jalan Ipoh and after spending dunno how many billion on it, Big Dude above decided to pee at other places.

If I'm the garbehmen, I really kena zha dou kau kau.

But nebermind la, all the machai-machai sekalian are so rich..like si beh rich can?

Some of their one month salary is like my whole year salary.

Oopps..almost forgot that it's the taxpayer money...

Sigh, why am I talking about this? Dirty, dirty....

I share a love-hate relationship with my job. HOW?